The NBA free agency has kicked off in awesome fashion yet again. Why is it that every off season seems like it’s all of the top names signing somewhere? Everyone loves this time of year unless you are a New York Knicks fan. I mean, at what point does grabbing your ankles get tiring? “Ahhh shit, its finally our turn”. “NBA 2020 Finals, here we come!” Scroll through your twitter weeks before the draft and I guarantee you that there will be a minimum of 10 tweets from Knick fans.
Zion Williams off to the Pelicans. They have to land Kyrie, right? Wrong. They have to sign Keven Durant, right?! Wrong. They have to bring in Jimmy Butler then, right?!! Wrong. The Knicks just went out and grabbed the best player available in their eyes, Julius Randle. Sweeeeeet pick Dolan. You want to see how big of an idiot this guy is??
For fucks sake Dolan. This can’t be serious. Your team is shit. It has been shit for a very long time. You traded away a force in Porzingis. You lost out on Zion. You couldn’t get Kyrie to come. You didn’t want to offer a max contract to one of the best players to touch a basketball? I hope his head gets ripped off for this. And I’m not even a Knicks fan. I just hate shitty owners…(see last post).
Brooklyn stand up! Cough up a lung, where I’m from, Marcy son, Ain’t nothing nice,
mentally been many places but I’m Brooklyn’s own. No? Getting a big “me” guy in Kyrie and rumor has it, the owners of the Nets, do not have the same shitty mentality as Dolan, and will offer KD a max. The more I think about it, KD having one leg, playing in a wheelchair, still deserves a max offer if you’re the Knicks. Oh, forgot to mention that DeAndre Jordan is expected to sign in Brooklyn as well. Big time L for the Knickerbockers.
Jimmy Butler to the heat. Who is going to be the first guy Butler lays into? Jimmy Buckets will look in black and red though. Even with that sick Miami Vice theme. His hair goes well with that.
Big Al Horford signing with the Sixers. I actually really like this signing. Big 3 in Philly. As in big guys. Horford, Harris, and Embiid. Ben Simmons. Richardson on the way. I have believed that the Sixers are almost there. Just almost.
The real asshole clincher is waiting for the Klaw to make his move. All signs lead to him staying in Toronto. Small signs. Wearing a Blue Jays jersey around, rumors of real estate purchase in Toronto. Just when you start to feed into those subtle hints, you get railed by a doubled sided. Will he end up on L.A.? If so, I’ll be one of the idiots that are saying “Lakes 2020 Champions”. Bron has already proven that he can make the finals with the slightest amount of help. Can you imagine a team with Lebron, Anthony Davis, AND Kawhi Leonard? Holy shit.
You can always count on the NBA to keep their soap opera ratings through the roof.
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